Fortune Cookie from Panda Express:
"A mysterious person will enter your life soon."

I am a freaking genius. When I cracked open the fortune cookie...I read my fortune.....except I read "Panda Express experincing 20 years of yummy." I was like...wtf kinda fortune is that?!?!?! And then I flipped it over and was like OHHHHH!!!!! LOL!! Yup enjoy my stupidity or as Cindy calls it...ReTaRdEdNeSs..lol