Game?!?! What Game??
I can honestly say that I have no game whatsoever. I do not know how to play it. I would be benchwarmer #1 if it came down to it. I hate the fact that everything is so damn difficult. Why can't dating and relationships be easy and simple. I don't mean easy like girls who easily put out, but like get around all the pick up lines. It has become a well-timed chess match with the opponents going tic for tac, move for move, one right after the other, and what happens to all the people who suck at chess?
I am not even talking about the people who go to bars and clubs and randomly hit up on people spinning the chamber of the revolver hoping that the bullet doesn't land on the first shot in Russian Roulette. It's pretty much like suicide, hoping not to get rejected and finding that person who you would like to either spend the rest of your life with, doink in the bedroom for a one night stand, a short-term relationship, or eventually a friendship(of course after doinking that person). I am referring to even people who just want to find who is good for them but have to deal with the game of dating.
I hate the, "you have to make the right move at the right time or else it all falls apart!" It's like we need someone like the Croc Hunter (rest his soul) guiding us and telling us what to do step by step to catch and capture a croc...except he is talking about the timing on when to ask someone out to a date, and then there are even different dates that can occur. I can picture it now, "Crikey! Notice how the female species is looking adoringly into the male counterparts eyes, the time is right for the pickin'. The male should act a little disinterested, don't want to seem a bit too desperate. There's plenty of time later to russle in the jungle and get your little soldiers to find the lake and grass in a desert. And at the right time, the male should approach the female for another date, but nothing too extraordinary, it's just the second date, mate. "
That would be nice, only in my head it goes more like, "She is awfully quiet....should I have asked her to go out with a group of friends, instead? She seemed really interested in me, before this silence, maybe if I ask her out to another date, all will be fine, wait, maybe i should try to say something to lighten the moment or do something to make her laugh...should i kiss her? Should I say something? Should I splurge and order her some more fries? McDonald's is pretty classy...wait...is Mickey D's too tacky? *sigh* I give up..."
I cannot keep up with all the rules. It should just be like how it was in grade school..."Please Circle one. DO YOU LIKE ME? __ YES or __ NO." And then figure things out from there. None of this, well I'll invite her to get some coffee and test the waters and see how it goes from there. And then you are planning during the coffee date, when to ask her out again and where to take her this time...and you are sooo caught up in that, that you completely missed her story about the time when she accidentally walked out of a store with an item that she completely forgot she was wearing setting off the alarms...major embarassing, and it just so happens that she asked you a question about her incident which answer required for you to be listening to her story, however you were too busy playing the game making your next move that you are completely blindsided with this new move she put on you and could be the dealbreaker....AHHHHHHHHHH THE STRESS!!
I just wish I had the balls to stand up, pick up a bat and swing when the ball comes my way...however, when it comes to game, I have none whatsoever...*sigh*
I can honestly say that I have no game whatsoever. I do not know how to play it. I would be benchwarmer #1 if it came down to it. I hate the fact that everything is so damn difficult. Why can't dating and relationships be easy and simple. I don't mean easy like girls who easily put out, but like get around all the pick up lines. It has become a well-timed chess match with the opponents going tic for tac, move for move, one right after the other, and what happens to all the people who suck at chess?
I am not even talking about the people who go to bars and clubs and randomly hit up on people spinning the chamber of the revolver hoping that the bullet doesn't land on the first shot in Russian Roulette. It's pretty much like suicide, hoping not to get rejected and finding that person who you would like to either spend the rest of your life with, doink in the bedroom for a one night stand, a short-term relationship, or eventually a friendship(of course after doinking that person). I am referring to even people who just want to find who is good for them but have to deal with the game of dating.
I hate the, "you have to make the right move at the right time or else it all falls apart!" It's like we need someone like the Croc Hunter (rest his soul) guiding us and telling us what to do step by step to catch and capture a croc...except he is talking about the timing on when to ask someone out to a date, and then there are even different dates that can occur. I can picture it now, "Crikey! Notice how the female species is looking adoringly into the male counterparts eyes, the time is right for the pickin'. The male should act a little disinterested, don't want to seem a bit too desperate. There's plenty of time later to russle in the jungle and get your little soldiers to find the lake and grass in a desert. And at the right time, the male should approach the female for another date, but nothing too extraordinary, it's just the second date, mate. "
That would be nice, only in my head it goes more like, "She is awfully quiet....should I have asked her to go out with a group of friends, instead? She seemed really interested in me, before this silence, maybe if I ask her out to another date, all will be fine, wait, maybe i should try to say something to lighten the moment or do something to make her laugh...should i kiss her? Should I say something? Should I splurge and order her some more fries? McDonald's is pretty classy...wait...is Mickey D's too tacky? *sigh* I give up..."
I cannot keep up with all the rules. It should just be like how it was in grade school..."Please Circle one. DO YOU LIKE ME? __ YES or __ NO." And then figure things out from there. None of this, well I'll invite her to get some coffee and test the waters and see how it goes from there. And then you are planning during the coffee date, when to ask her out again and where to take her this time...and you are sooo caught up in that, that you completely missed her story about the time when she accidentally walked out of a store with an item that she completely forgot she was wearing setting off the alarms...major embarassing, and it just so happens that she asked you a question about her incident which answer required for you to be listening to her story, however you were too busy playing the game making your next move that you are completely blindsided with this new move she put on you and could be the dealbreaker....AHHHHHHHHHH THE STRESS!!
I just wish I had the balls to stand up, pick up a bat and swing when the ball comes my way...however, when it comes to game, I have none whatsoever...*sigh*
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